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Another Year, another motto

I’ve just been charged for another year of web hosting, so I guess it’s time to administer a bit of blog CPR. Prepare the paddles, Nurse Naughtybottom! No, not the ass paddles, the defibrillator paddles. Chrissake.

My friends, I propose three-pronged Blog Rejuvenation Plan (BRP), code named “Burp”. The first prong involves controlled application of electric shock. The second prong requires all former BlogCo contributors to gather in the punchbowl, where they will mindlessly repeat our new snappy rhyming motto. The third prong is a ground prong, which should protect metal-encased blog visitors from receiving an unpleasant electric shock.

Okay, kiddies, put on your swim suits, ease into the tepid and dangerously electrified waters of the BlogCo punchbowl, and repeat after me — It’s never too late to resuscitate!

This entry was posted on Monday, October 6th, 2008 at 11:38 am and is filed under General, The Endangerment District. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

10 Responses to “Another Year, another motto”

  1. Anonymous Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    I had a dream about you last night. It was really weird. Though quite vivid at the time, I can’t say I can remember it all that well.

    N

  2. squirrel Says:
    October 26th, 2008 at 8:41 am

    Last night I dreamed that I was bringing a flying bunk bed in for a landing in Portland, Maine.

  3. Anonymous Says:
    October 26th, 2008 at 10:22 am

    Was it a crash landing?
    N

  4. squirrel Says:
    October 27th, 2008 at 8:50 am

    No, but I was afraid of falling out of bed

  5. Anonymous Says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Put up the side rails.

    Just as a precaution.

    N

  6. Jr Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    Just put a Swedish exchange student down on the floor. that way you’ll have something soft and snuggly to fall on to

  7. Jr Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    …hmmm Sire must have landed on the exchange student. We haven’t heard from in a few days

  8. squirrel Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Sorry for the delay. I had to exchange my exchange student for a new exchange student.

  9. Anonymous Says:
    November 14th, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    Would have never taken you for such a political activist.

    You surprise me still.

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2110475/posts

  10. Anonymous Says:
    November 14th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Aye-aye Sire. Might this little fellow be a relative?

    http://naturescrusaders.wordpress.com/2008/10/22/endangered-aye-aye-is-dressed-for-halloween/

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