Word of the day #2

Lambatomy — the forbidden dance of lobe.

35 Responses to “Word of the day #2”

  1. squirrel Says:

    or should it be lambadamy?

    cast your votes
    1. lambadamy
    2. lambatomy

  2. squirrel Says:

    My posts are getting shorter and shorter. Some day, I hope to achieve the perfect one-word post.

    No, naughties, I did not say that my POST was getting shorter. You know better.

  3. Johanna, the Naughtiest of the Naughties Says:

    Oh Mr. Squirrel,

    Did I hear you say you’d like to lambada ME?

    You never know, I just might say yes.

    J

  4. Mr. Squirrel's Naughties Says:

    Hey Mr. Squirrel,

    If you lie your wooden thingy will grow and grow and grow.

    Do you lie Mr. Squirrel?

    It would explain your very long post.

  5. Squirrel Says:

    Lying makes it grow? This is great news for every guy who ever lied about penis size.

  6. Mr. Squirrel's Naughties Says:

    Well it worked for Pinocchio…well that’s what School Marm told us.

  7. Squirrel Says:

    Naughties, it’s okay to tell me. I’m sure Marm won’t mind. Does she watch a lot of animated puppet porn?

  8. School Marm Says:

    YOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO Mister Squirrrrrreeeeelllllll~

    Your Naughties just told me you may have some interest in the theater. Is there anything special you’d like to see? Something of interest off Broadway?

    Perhaps this summer we could take a little field trip. What do you think? You, me….the Naughties?

    Yours truly,

    S. Marm

  9. squirrel Says:

    Ah, the thea-tuh.

    Will there be popcorn?

  10. School Marm Says:

    Popcorn? I suppose if you want popcorn there will be popcorn but I know for a fact Mister Squirrel that the Naughties and I prefer a delicious foot long. There is a fine little vendor with a weiner cart just around the corner. When you steam them up they swell and get might big.

    Will you treat us all to a footlong Mister Squirrel?

    Yours truly,

    S. Marm

  11. School Marm Says:

    Where is Rosalind?

  12. Johanna, the Naughtiest of the Naughties Says:

    Hey Mr. Squirrel,

    I’ll share some popcorn with ya! I like it with lots and lots of rich melted butter. Yes I like it buttery and I just love licking all that warm salty butter off my fingers.

    Oh Mr. Squirrel I’ll make a deal with you. If you lick the butter off my fingers I’ll lick the butter off of your fingers.

    Whaddaya say Mr. Squirrel? Do we have a deal?

    J, the N of the N

  13. Johanna, the Naughtiest of the Naughties Says:

    Licking makes me giggle. Do you want me to giggle?

  14. School Marm Says:

    Good News Naughties!

    There has not been one sighting of Mister Squirrel today. I think he may be off to NYC to buy tickets for some fantabulous off broadway play. You know this will be an outstanding field trip girls. Think of it! A play, popcorn, and NY weiners steamed plump until they POP!

    What other reason could there be for him not to be in the office today?

    S.Marm

  15. School Marm Says:

    Mister Squirrrrreeeellllllll~

    Where art thou?

    I’m feeling a bit theaterish.

  16. School Marm Says:

    I’m having sleeping problems this evening. I’ve tried & tried and I just can’t seem to fall asleep.

    Any suggestions?

    Any body?

  17. School Marm Says:

    New Word of the Day

    LOST

    meaning: as not to be found

    word in a sentence: Mister Squirrel is lost.

    Follow-up: Anyone seen Mister Squirrel?

    (I hope Mister Squirrel is not LOST to us forever.)

  18. School Marm Says:

    lobe,
    lost, and
    love
    are all 4 letter words Mister Squirrel. Additiionally, they all begin with the letter L.

  19. Squirrel Says:

    and
    Luck

  20. Squirrel Says:

    How does one know when one is feeling theaterish? Can you describe the symptoms?

    I do like this word.

  21. squirrel Says:

    Bulletin: Tomorrow is sleep-in day. No need to get up before 7:30.

  22. School Marm Says:

    Oh Mister Squirrel you are such a dear.

    I took advantage of the offer and slept until 8:45. Now I must drink my coffee…..hazelnut cinnamon flavor.

    Thank you so much. I really needed the sleep.

    S. Marm

    P.S. The Naughties were up until all hours last night Mister Squirrel. Hope they didn’t keep you UP. You need your rest. BTW, they’re still asleep. Let me put the mic to the door for you. Can you hear them? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh Mister Squirrel.

  23. School Marm Says:

    Must be Johanna talking in her sleep again. She does mention you a lot.

  24. School Marm Says:

    Mister Squirrel must still be in church praying for our souls.

  25. Squirrel Says:

    Okay, it’s 9:30. Everybody up!

  26. Johanna, the Naughtiest of the Naughties Says:

    Are you praying for me Mr. Squirrel?

    J, the N of the N

  27. Mr. Squirrel's Naughties Says:

    Are you up Mr. Squirrel?

  28. Squirrel Says:

    9:57. Everyone back to bed!

  29. Mr. Squirrel's Naughties Says:

    Nighty night Mr. Squirrel.

  30. Johanna, the Naughtiest of the Naughties Says:

    Night Mr. Squirrel.

  31. School Marm Says:

    ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

  32. Anonymous Says:

    Sleep well Squirrelman.

    Nony

  33. School Marm Says:

    Oh Mister Squirrel,

    On my way into the office this a.m. I stopped into the nearest Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee Shop. Purusing the bins of scrumptous donut delights I saw the latest in D.D. sticks. This newer one was a jelly filled stick. I had to get one Mister Squirrel. I’m a very weak woman when it comes to sticks. I bit into the stick and the oooooey gooooey sticky icky filling came gushing out. The sweet sticky filling was all over me Mister Squirrel. It was most unlady like but most necessary that I lick my hands and fingers.

    OOOOOOOOO, but was it sweet. Still the glazed stick is the best.

    S. Marm

  34. squirrel Says:

    A lady must take care not to get it on her hair.

  35. squirrelking.com » Blog Archive » Letter to Noah Says:

    [...] left in the English language. This list of fake words will include such favorites as Neurotica, and Lambatomy and Passhole. When the list is complete, I will make and eat a chicken sandwich. After the sandwich [...]

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