Word of the day

Neurotica — literature or art intended to arouse anxiety.

14 Responses to “Word of the day”

  1. Johanna, the Naughtiest of the Naughties Says:

    Mr. Squirrel,

    You sure do know a lot of words. Do you think I could snuggle up to you later this evening while I read the dictionary? You could show me what all your big powerful words mean. I won’t mind the sleeping cap.

  2. squirrel Says:

    It will take a long time. I have a big fat dictionary.

  3. Jr Says:

    Rho dent – what you get when Sire pokes you with his…oh nevermind

  4. squirrel Says:

    Question:

    Does having Geico really make me less of a caveman?

  5. Rosalind Says:

    UMBRELLA. UMBRELLA. Ella-Ella-Ella. EH-EH-EH

    If you are a stuttering mute retard don’t let that stop you from having a singing career. I submit to you “The Umbrella Song.” The most sucking song of 2007.

    If you can make at least four sounds with your mouth or armpit, or grab a microphone. Ella-ella-ella-ella. EH. EH. EH. EH.

    I hate this song so much it makes me drive 95 mph (in reverse) to Cumberland Farms to buy 20 packs of gum and then chew the gum and ram it into my ears. Ella-Ella-Ella, EH-EH-EH.

    Now that it’s raining more than ever
    Know that we still have each other
    You can stand under my Umbrella
    You can stand under my Umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

  6. Rosalind Says:

    Can you tell how much I hate that song?

    ELLAELLAELLAELLAELLA EHEHEHEHEEHEH

  7. Rosalind Says:

    MY song will be much better then that piece’o-crap ding dong song.

    Here goes.

    It’s raining cats and dogs.
    You can wear my rubbers.
    RUB-RUB-ERS. RUB-RUB-ERS.
    RUB-DUB-DUB-ERS. RUB-DUB-DUB-ERS.
    RUB. RUB. RUB. EH>EH>EH ERS

    In my rubbers.
    In my rubbers.

  8. Rosalind Says:

    It needs more.

    RUB. RUB. RUB.
    TUB. TUB. TUB.

  9. Rosalind Says:

    Boss -

    Please report. Have you done anything wild or plan to do anything wild?

  10. Jr Says:

    I took mama squirrel away to Cape Cod so I assume Boss will having a keg-ger

  11. squirrel Says:

    Something NEW about the National Jousting Association playoffs coming soon.

    (I’m still striving for wildness.)

  12. Anonymous Says:

    Still laughing at Rosalind’s Rub-a-dub dub song.

  13. Rosalind Says:

    I’m going to The Cape too, in about 17 minutes. (Insert Twilight Zone music.) Not a stalker. Do not worry. We have packed beer and a blanket. All set.

    I will be at the elbow section and at other points heading toward the tip. Even though I have no idea what you look like, I will give you a wave.

    Last year there was a lady at a Cape party who lifted her shirt and exposed her breasts. Some of us, (two men), are excited about going back this year.

  14. squirrelking.com » Blog Archive » Letter to Noah Says:

    [...] the gaps you left in the English language. This list of fake words will include such favorites as Neurotica, and Lambatomy and Passhole. When the list is complete, I will make and eat a chicken sandwich. [...]

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