Man from Nantucket?
No, he’s in a limmerick
This is a haiku
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July 1st, 2005 at 8:56 am
I cannot resist
Must tell tasteless limerick
Too dumb for haiku
July 1st, 2005 at 9:05 am
There once was a man with gas
Who had two balls made of brass
Come stormy weather
His balls clanged together
And lightning shot out of his ass
July 1st, 2005 at 9:10 am
Shouldn’t post again
I lack blog immunity
Bah, I shall tempt fate
July 1st, 2005 at 9:13 am
There once was a guy from Montclair
Who often did his wife on the stair
When the bannister broke
He quickened his stroke
And finished her off in the air
July 1st, 2005 at 9:15 am
I like that one.
July 1st, 2005 at 9:29 am
I wear a gray fur prophylactic
When girls pull my tail it’s climactic
They jump up and down
and wiggle around
until the squirrel needs chiropractic
July 1st, 2005 at 11:06 am
To be from Nantucket is tough
You must rhyme with all of that stuff
You must suck it, and #*$% it
Pluck it and duck it
And still it’s never enough
OK..back to being my enigmatic self
July 1st, 2005 at 2:00 pm
Depending on the particulars, being from Nantucket might not be all that bad.
July 1st, 2005 at 2:56 pm
Did Wendy O Williams sing for the Plasmatics or for the Enigmatics?
July 1st, 2005 at 3:00 pm
Guy I know says that after the Plasmatics, Wendy O was a squirrel herder.
July 1st, 2005 at 3:00 pm
Seriously