Birthday move
After reading the horoscopes in The Star this morning, I decided to move my birthday from November to January. I have two reasons for doing this:
1. Two birthdays in the transition year means double presents.
2. The move is a zodiac upgrade. Why should I settle for being a moody loner, when I could be an “intractable, contrary, and emotionally detached” moody loner?
June 27th, 2005 at 1:51 pm
I think you’re mistaken Mr. Squirrel. There would be no double birthday in the transition year moving it from November to January; however, should you change it from January to November then you would without any doubt at all have one year with double presents.
June 27th, 2005 at 2:17 pm
Damn . . . what if I make the change retroactive? If I won’t get extra presents, I may have to rethink the whole thing.
June 27th, 2005 at 3:37 pm
I have a clown joke.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
June 27th, 2005 at 3:46 pm
Very funny joke Sire. Once again you are brilliant.
June 27th, 2005 at 7:37 pm
I can’t take credit. A clown told me that one.
June 27th, 2005 at 7:55 pm
But you must take credit Sire for it was you who retold the joke and with great delivery to boot.
You must strip yourself of this humility O Great One and accept your greatnesss. Pick up that head Sire and be a proud squirrel. One who graciously flaunts his greatness and nothing else.
Be proud Sire. You are the most beauteous of all rodentia.
June 28th, 2005 at 11:02 am
Very well. i will take credit. There are so many clown/cannibal jokes, surely no one will miss this one.