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Squirrelly Poppins

Squirrel diddle diddle diddle Squirrel diddle ay
Squirrel diddle diddle diddle Squirrel diddle ay

Squirrelpercalifragilistisexpialidocious!
Even though the squirrel is tame
it can be quite ferocious
When it has a beer or two
it’s conduct is atrocious
Squirrelpercalifragilistisexpialidocious!

Squirrel diddle diddle diddle Squirrel diddle ay
Squirrel diddle diddle diddle Squirrel diddle ay

Because I was afraid to spank
When I was just a pup
A lady gave my crank a yank
And made my crank stand up
My crank stood up and I sat down
and sang this happy song
which uses adjectives and nouns
to describe my schlong:

Squirrelpercalifragilistisexpialidocious!
Even though the squirrel is tame
it can be quite ferocious
When it has a beer or two
it’s conduct is atrocious
Squirrelpercalifragilistisexpialidocious!

Squirrel diddle diddle diddle Squirrel diddle ay
Squirrel diddle diddle diddle Squirrel diddle ay

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14 Responses to “Squirrelly Poppins”

  1. squirrel Says:
    June 20th, 2005 at 11:40 am

    Or is it Scary Poppins?

  2. School Marm Says:
    June 20th, 2005 at 4:51 pm

    Mr. Squirrel,

    Were you dreaming of Julie Andrews last night dear? You seem to have Julie on your mind this morning.

  3. squirrel Says:
    June 20th, 2005 at 7:17 pm

    Julie Andrews is dreamy.

  4. 2sides' japanese tasteless cuisine Says:
    June 20th, 2005 at 10:37 pm

    julie andrews is hot but what about the mom? i thought she was a milf. anyhoo, the sound of music song should be published. its fabulous

  5. squirrel Says:
    June 21st, 2005 at 7:24 am

    Holy moly, neighbor, you’re not kidding.

    Check out the mom from Mary Poppins:

    http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH-E/171925.jpg

    The producers of Mary Poppins did a great job hiding her tail!

  6. squirrel Says:
    June 21st, 2005 at 8:29 am

    And look at this one:

    Click for pic

    Remember how embarrassed she was about the pimple on her chin?

    Click for pimple pic

    Va-va-voom!

    Click for sexy plaid pic

  7. Chip Munkey Says:
    June 21st, 2005 at 5:28 pm

    Brilliant diddly O Masterful One.

    Soon, very soon you will be recognized for the genius that you are.

  8. School Marm Says:
    June 21st, 2005 at 6:46 pm

    YOOO HOOOOO, Mr. Squirrel?!

  9. squirrel Says:
    June 21st, 2005 at 7:50 pm

    I’m downstairs watching the baseball game.

    Wait, lemme check. Yes, that’s where I am.

  10. School Marm Says:
    June 21st, 2005 at 7:56 pm

    Is there a baseball game going in the Squirrel’s nest?

  11. squirrel Says:
    June 21st, 2005 at 9:47 pm

    The Red Sox are winning the baseball game. The Cleveland Indians have a player named Coco Crisp. That’s funny.

  12. squirrel Says:
    June 21st, 2005 at 9:52 pm

    My neighbor 2sides visited this thread. 2sides has a funny name but not as funny as Coco Crisp.

  13. squirrel Says:
    June 21st, 2005 at 9:52 pm

    Yoo hoo, School Marm!

    Are you in the punch bowl?

  14. School Marm Says:
    June 22nd, 2005 at 6:31 pm

    Yoo Hoooo, Mr. Squirrel. I’m right here dear.

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