New Yorkers fear squirrels?

Co-op dwellers can’t deal with life in the wild.

Click here for the sad truth.

(link provided by cousin Bonnie.)

19 Responses to “New Yorkers fear squirrels?”

  1. Chip Munkey Says:

    As a cousin to the squirrel I take great exception to this latest campaign against the furry little creatures. Our leader is masterful indeed in not shying away from this heathenest (is this a word?) message against the greatest of all beasts–the squirrel.

    Stand tall Sire. Lift yourself upon those powerful hind legs and raise that little squirrel-voice to chatter away for all to hear. This smear campaign will not succeed. We will fight it to its ultimate demise.

    Wave that bushy tail in defiance Sire. You are one squirrel that won’t take this lying down.

  2. Chip Munkey Says:

    Because this disturbs me so, you have not heard the last of Chip Munkey. I will have much more to say on the topic of defaming the grand squirrel.

  3. Chip Munkey Says:

    Before the squirrel becomes an enemy of the state we must stop this hatespeak from the far right. Now they are picking on squirrels.

    Perhaps if we heard from the squirrel’s side of things we would have a different opinion altogether. These squirrels may have been acting in self defense. This Eddie character has a very bad attitude towards squirrels. Interestingly enough we have not heard about what hateful actions he has taken against the squirrel population. These squirrels must know him. The problem is not exactly recruiting a massive audience against squirrels so I say question his motives. Find out the real story behind these so called acts.

    We await the truth.

  4. Chip Munkey Says:

    Oh Sire, whatever you do don’t look. Just don’t look.

    http://www.deadsquirrel.com

    I went on to this site and I was horrified by what I saw and read. It’s all hatespeak Sire.

    It won’t be long at this rate until they declare the squirrel to be the number one enemy in the axis of evil and insist on harboring them on some Latino Island south of the border behind a barbwired fence feeding them some cheap brand of seed while flushing segments of their Holy Book of Squirrel right down the crapper.

  5. Chip Munkey Says:

    SIRE!!!!!!!!!!

    Speak to me! Let me know they have not taken you down!

    Get word to us here at BlogCo asap.

  6. squirrel Says:

    Alive!

    Just ran around the block. Saw no cars with New York plates.

  7. Chip Munkey Says:

    Thank goodness Sire. I am so relieved to learn of your well-being. Very simply Sire we must not let the word of this Eddie-menace bring down our spirits.

    I know jus the spirits to raise the spirits and that Sire would be a refreshing gin and tonic on the rocks with a lime twist.

    What say you Sire? To the punch bowl for some refreshments?

  8. squirrel Says:

    Punch bowl cannonball!

  9. Chip Munkey Says:

    …and SPLASH it is Sire.

  10. Scott Says:

    Let us not forget the smear campaign that Geico ran:
    http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/geico/

    Thankfully, there are squirrel lovers out there to help fight the good fight:
    http://www.thesquirrelloversclub.com/

    Power to squirrels! Power to Mr. Squirrel! And his graceful cannonballs!

  11. Chip Munkey Says:

    They are green with envy but can you blame them?

    I almost feel sorry for them.

  12. squirrel Says:

    Better to be gray than green.

    Wait a second, I’m gray and I could use a little green right now. let’s revise paragraph one to read, “Better to be gray WITH green.” Yes, that’s better.

  13. School Marm Says:

    Mr. Squirrel? (looking, looking)

    Mr. Squirrel? (more looking)

    Hmmmm? Where could he be?

    (Reading, checking links, reading, more reading,reading some more.)

    (Look of denial, disbelief. School Marm in scream pose.)
    Ah! No! Not Mr. Squirrel.
    Ok Marm get a grip!(talking to self)
    (Reading, reading, reading, more reading, reading some more.)

    Sigh! Thank goodness, Mr. Squirrel is safe and well. Where would I be…where would we all be without Mr. Squirrel?

    (School Marm softly tip toes to the punch bowl area and peeks in)

    Oh there he is floating in the punch bowl along with the frest citrus slices with a gin and tonic in his hand. What a peaceful sight! I can breathe easy now.

    (Light bulb) I just can’t stand the idea of Mr. Squirrel feeling shakened by such news. I know just the thing to get our squirrel back on track. (Sneaking back to her desk, then bending down to look under it School Marm calls in a whisper)

    Johanna come here quickly. I want you to take two of your most naughty friends and treat Mr. Squirrel right. He’s in the punch bowl right now resting so make him feel special. You girls know what Mr. Squirrel likes.

    Go on now! Get!

  14. School Marm Says:

    Giddy with excitement the three naughtiest of the naughty race off to the punch bowl area. Three girls could not have asked for a better assignment from the Marm.

  15. School Marm Says:

    I wonder if I should send all of the naughty girls to the punchbowl for Mr. Squirrel’s pleasure afterall today is father’s day. While Mr. Squirrel is not their father he is a fatherly figure and these girls do adore him.

    (thinking, thinking, thinking) I’ll do it!

    Come on girls out from under the desk. Today is your lucky day. Go pleasure Mr. Squirrel in the punch bowl.

  16. squirrel Says:

    I think BlogCo should sponsor a charitable organization called Girls for Squirrels.

  17. School Marm Says:

    Oh Mr. Squirrel, I am so proud of our association. Your squirrelitarian efforts are never ending. You are the greatest of all squirrelitarians.

  18. School Marm Says:

    Viva la squirrel! Viva la squirrel!

  19. squirrel Says:

    Gosh darn it, I hate to see a squirrel in need, especially when the squirrel is me.

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