Famous sex scenes 1
Although it wasn’t technically a sex scene, Charton Heston did get naked in The Ten Commandments. A lot of people didn’t notice this because he was fairly well covered by a long stunt beard and some stone tablets. It was certainly a more subtle performance than the raunchy sex scene he did in Planet of the Apes — the one where he said, “get your hands off my pistol, you big ape.” That was unfortunate.
June 13th, 2005 at 9:57 am
Do you mean like Lady Godiva without a breeze?
June 13th, 2005 at 10:30 am
I don’t watch religious films.
Did see Planet of the Apes. Don’t care much for aging naked male movie star romps, but I do love the end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it junk. The half submerged Statue of Liberty at the end of Planet 1 gave me a chill.
Did not see re-make with Mark Wahlberg. Was he naked in it?
June 13th, 2005 at 10:40 am
If you DO like to see older male movies stars naked, you’re in for a real treat.
Grab a copy of the June 2005 Vanity Fair, flip to page 186. Full-page picture of Tony Curtis naked with two abused Yorkshire Terriers in his crotch.
Sorry, could not find a copy of the photo on-line, but I did find this one of Tony -
http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:O3vSjEIN0jYJ:movies.yahoo.com/shop%3Fd%3Dhc%26id%3D1800024702%26cf%3Dpg%26photoid%3D513749%26intl%3Dus+Vanity+Fair+Tony+Curtis&hl=en
Note: June Vanity Fair issue might be worth buying – it does have Angelina Jolie on the cover acting like she’s delighted her dress is falling off.
June 13th, 2005 at 11:05 am
Are the Yorkshire Terriers attached to Tony Curtis in an unnatural way?
That photo is funny. The nice lady have spilled something on her shirt because Tony is staring right at it.
June 13th, 2005 at 12:00 pm
EWWWWWWWW!
Do you think those head locks are his own or does he wear a rug?
Didn’t see the doggies and don’t want to.
Didn’t Tony play Tiberius or some such Roman leader in some movie a kazillion years ago? Seems to me I recall him wearing sandles strapped up his mid calves, wearing a leather skirt sort of get-up while riding a chariot or am I imagining things?
June 13th, 2005 at 12:50 pm
1. Wish you could see the Yorkshire Terriers decorating Tony’s special prize. Yes, I would say they are attached to Tony in a very unnatural way. I don’t make my cat do that.
1a. Doggies ARE looking at the camera. Phew!
1b. Tony’s eyebrows are the same in both the doggie photo and the dirty shirt lady photo. That’s what happens when you tell the doctor, “Yeah I WANT my eyebrows to look like the St. Louis Arch.”
2. Re: Hair rug vs. original. I think everything about Tony looks like it’s SUPPOSED to look human – yet; the overall result is oddly non-human.
3. Spartacus. 1960. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000348/
I don’t think Spartacus was a Roman Emperor, but it’s a cool name and go ahead and use it when you want to play Roman Holiday….”Honey, Spartacus is ready to fight, he’s entering the ring….”
June 13th, 2005 at 2:07 pm
Re: Spartacus
SPARTACUS
c.109 – 71 BC
Thracian Gladiator
Spartacus was born in Thrace, became a soldier, and was captured by the Romans. He was sold as a slave to be made a gladiator. With 70 comrades, he escaped, hid on Mount Vesuvius, and raised a large army of rebel slaves. With his army he defeated two Roman legions. Spartacus intended to lead the slaves over the Alps and out of Italy, but the slaves forced him to march on Rome. A fresh Roman army under Crassus finally defeated Spartacus and his men. After his defeat, 6000 men were crucified along the Via Appia as a warning to other slaves.
This explains why Tony Curtis was wearing strap-up sandles and a leather skirt and riding a chariot.
June 13th, 2005 at 10:35 pm
At least he wasn’t wearing a strap-on Terrier.
June 14th, 2005 at 6:04 am
Very well Sire. Very well.
June 14th, 2005 at 1:16 pm
Due to the extreme suffocating heat in my office up here in this tower of hell, would it be okay if did NOT attach any animals to myself today?
June 14th, 2005 at 1:17 pm
I can’t find any animals anyway. They’re all hiding under the porch. I want to crawl under the porch with them.
June 14th, 2005 at 1:27 pm
I can work like Tony Curtis because I’m pretty sure no one can see me.
The only person who might be able to see me is the guy next door. That guy sits on his back porch for hours and stares at his car. I wish I had his powers of concentration.
Right now he’s collapsed in his yard. He’ll be fine. His automatic sprinklers go on in a few hours.
June 14th, 2005 at 1:29 pm
Maybe next door guy is trying to use telekinesis to pop the dent out his car’s right rear fender.
June 14th, 2005 at 1:32 pm
DO NOT ATTACH HOT ANIMALS TO YOURSELF. HOT ANIMALS MAY EXPLODE AND/OR BURST INTO FLAME WITHOUT WARNING.
June 14th, 2005 at 1:33 pm
From now on, maybe we should refer to nudity as “going Tony.”
June 14th, 2005 at 1:50 pm
1. Guy next door is not doing much right at the moment.
2. Have you noticed that right before the spontaneous combustion animal trick, the animals will scratch your eyes out, especially if you are going Tony.
3. Yes. Yes. Going Tony is perfect.
June 14th, 2005 at 7:25 pm
I can only pray that Miss Rosalind did not go Tony prior to bringing her cell phone and laptop into the tub filled with cold water.
DO NOT DO THIS MISS ROSALIND, PLEASE.
YOU WILL BE MISSED.
June 14th, 2005 at 9:18 pm
Still no word from a Tony-gone squirrel or Rosalind.
August 1st, 2007 at 2:10 pm
cum in panties…
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