To my sister, concerning the cup holder debate.

Sir Wayne Newton’s First Law of Motion states that objects at rest will remain at rest unless acted upon by Dean Martin or some other unbalanced force. A martini set on top of an object at rest will also remain at rest. Since the La-Z-Boy recliner is the ultimate “object at rest,” it does not require cup holders. As you can see, the science is firmly on my side.

4 Responses to “To my sister, concerning the cup holder debate.”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    I like th is comment Squirrel. It has been a while since you’ve had any mention of Sir Wayne Newton.

    Say do you have a special folder/link for Sir Newton? Hmmmm. Suddenly I’m in the mood for some dry figs.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    BTW, has the Squirrel family taken yet its annual pilgrimage to the sea to frolic in the sand and sun, and splashing each other with the brine of mother earth?

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Concerning my above posting about your family’s annual pilgrimage, watch out for the great whites. They may consider squirrels a delicacy.

  4. squirrel Says:

    The sun frolic was canceled this year, but I hope we will go for SunFrolic 2010®

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