To my sister, concerning the cup holder debate.
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009Sir Wayne Newton’s First Law of Motion states that objects at rest will remain at rest unless acted upon by Dean Martin or some other unbalanced force. A martini set on top of an object at rest will also remain at rest. Since the La-Z-Boy recliner is the ultimate “object at rest,” it does not require cup holders. As you can see, the science is firmly on my side.