Another Year, another motto
Monday, October 6th, 2008I’ve just been charged for another year of web hosting, so I guess it’s time to administer a bit of blog CPR. Prepare the paddles, Nurse Naughtybottom! No, not the ass paddles, the defibrillator paddles. Chrissake.
My friends, I propose three-pronged Blog Rejuvenation Plan (BRP), code named “Burp”. The first prong involves controlled application of electric shock. The second prong requires all former BlogCo contributors to gather in the punchbowl, where they will mindlessly repeat our new snappy rhyming motto. The third prong is a ground prong, which should protect metal-encased blog visitors from receiving an unpleasant electric shock.
Okay, kiddies, put on your swim suits, ease into the tepid and dangerously electrified waters of the BlogCo punchbowl, and repeat after me — It’s never too late to resuscitate!